Illustration by Cerise Zelenetz
~ Use your shirt sleeve to blot excess lipstick, creating a wearable Warholian artwork over time.
~ Get out of bed tomorrow on your tiptoes, carrying out your morning routine this way. Your posture and balance will improve tremendously.
~ Keep a container of blowing bubbles in your shower. Use them often.
~ Text your significant other using only haikus for a full day.
~ Wear your sweatshirt inside out. The fleece will feel wonderful when crossing your arms.
~ Buy two of the same silk scarf, attach one to your luggage and one to your pocket bag while traveling cross continentally.
~ Get to your office five minutes before anyone else and dance with feeling to an upbeat song.
~ Give each of your children half a crusty baguette, allowing them to feed ducks and pigeons as they please.
~ Cut your morning toast into four equal parts and spread a different type of tropical fruit preserve atop each.
~ Disassemble a fragrant bouquet, place each flower in a separate vase, then group the individual vases together again as a modern centerpiece.
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